astonishingly:

my hobbies include: eating, sleeping, listening to music and being on tumblr

oeuniverse:

In order to become the supreme adult, you must perform the seven wonders:

  • Public speaking
  • Not being afraid of teenagers
  • Calling the doctor yourself
  • Taxes
  • Arguing without crying
  • Having a normal sleep pattern
  • Having an answer to the question ‘what do you want to do with your life?’

stop-chicken-nugget-abuse:

nevvzealand:

happy birthday someone

I like reblog going this becaUSE WHAT IF YOU SAW THIS ON YOUR BIRTHDAY HOW COOL WOULD THAT BE

scenedan:

real talk if i was famous i would 100% read fanfics about myself

  • 2012: DO NOT EVEN SPEAK OF PHAN IT DOESNT EXIST DONT EVEN THINK IT JUST DONT FYI I LIKE VAGINA
  • 2014: LOL LOOK AT THIS DRAWING OF US KISSING. PHIL IS MY HUSBAND.

cityhippiepower:

I love how in the video Dan and Phil aren’t explaining why they wouldn’t be kissing, but rather why they wouldn’t be kissing in the radio show. Just.

neptunain:

honeymoon is an interesting term because an actual moon made of honey would imply space bees which is pretty horrifying

scareamore:

oh my god so i was band merch hunting at hot topic yesterday, and you know it was busy, lots of other folks in the store looking around, when all of a sudden the intro to Welcome To The Black Parade came on

LITERALLY THE WHOLE STORE WENT SILENT

IT WAS LIKE 20 EMOS HOLDING THEIR BREATH AT ONCE

they changed it mid song because i think someone was about to start crying

Pros and Cons of Phan Gaming Channel

fucking-landshark:

Pros

  • Extra videos 
  • Phil says bad words ooHH
  • ADORABLE BOYFRIEND COMPETITION
  • Literally a conjoined channel. they are not even trying to separate themselves anymore
  • phil hates losing so when dan wins we can see phil get mad which is fucking cute
  • they seem more genuine around each other
  • dan seems so much more open here

Cons

  • nothing???/?
  • nothing at all.
  • nope still can’t think of anything
  • so don’t complain about their new channel
  • shut up
  • enjoy
  • thanks

soulgems:

SO AT WORK TODAY I WALKED IN AND MY MANAGER WAS ON THE GROUND CRYING AND I WAS LIKE KIM WHAT’S WRONG AND SHE POINTS TO THE ORDER SCREEN AND IT SAYS WE NEED TO MAKE 2000 PIZZAS BY 6 PM SO I CALLED THE GUY AND HE WAS LIKE “I MEANT TO ORDER 20 PIZZAS OH MY GOD I’M SO SORRY I’M ON MOBILE” AND I’VE NEVER LAUGHED THAT HARD IN MY ENTIRE LIFE

✿THEME