heydanmeow:

wow i wonder who they’re talking about

heydanmeow:

wow i wonder who they’re talking about

phosphorescentt:

septemberism94:

why test on animals when there are prisons full of rapists

because the prisons aren’t actually full of rapists

the rapists run free and the prisons are full of people charged with weed possession

  • Friend: Who's Troye Sivan?
  • Friend: Whats "Happy Little Pill?"
  • *song is on radio*
  • Friend: OMG I LOVE TROY SIVAN!
  • Friend: TRXIES IS THE BEST ALBUM

twerking-lester:

PHIL IS SO FUCKING PERFECT IM GOING TO SOB FUCK

micdotcom:

Forget the spreadsheet, here’s an easy flowchart to know if a women owes you sex

Microsoft Excel took a turn for the explicit this week when the Internet learned the once-innocuous office tool was being used in a dispiriting new bro-trend: using the software to track of the number of times their partners refuse sex. Yes, #sexspreadsheets are a thing, presumably because some men still believe that owning of a penis entitles them to unlimited sexy times.
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micdotcom:

Forget the spreadsheet, here’s an easy flowchart to know if a women owes you sex

Microsoft Excel took a turn for the explicit this week when the Internet learned the once-innocuous office tool was being used in a dispiriting new bro-trend: using the software to track of the number of times their partners refuse sex. Yes, #sexspreadsheets are a thing, presumably because some men still believe that owning of a penis entitles them to unlimited sexy times.

Sorry, guys, that’s just not the way the world works | Follow micdotcom 

lethallester:

dan ‘phil is not my boyfriend but also not yours or anyone else’s either as long as im around have i made myself clear’ howell

allforshipshipforall:

Once upon a time

To the anon the requested their full wardrobe, I’ll have it done by tomorrow (I still have to change some things)

alionandhisbear:

someone said new house? This one is the modern marvel in Isla Paradiso!

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